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6:18 pm
Fri October 11, 2013

Who's Carl This Time

Originally published on Sat October 12, 2013 10:42 am

Carl Kasell reads three quotes from the week's news: Nobody's Default But Our Own, A New Kind of Ms. Moneypenny and U-A-S! U-A-S!

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Fri October 11, 2013

Panel Round One

Originally published on Sat October 12, 2013 10:42 am

Our panelists answer questions about the week's news: Stairmaster to Nowhere.

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Fri October 11, 2013

Bluff The Listener

Originally published on Sat October 12, 2013 10:42 am

Our panelists tell three stories about an unusual family reunion, only one of which is true.

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Fri October 11, 2013

Panel Round Two

Originally published on Sat October 12, 2013 10:42 am

More questions for the panel: The Harvest of Lights, Tasted But Not Heard, Please Panic Now.

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Fri October 11, 2013

Limericks

Originally published on Sat October 12, 2013 10:42 am

Carl reads three news-related limericks...Not Feline Fine, Pawn Police, Treble Trickery.

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Fri October 11, 2013

Lightning Fill In The Blank

Originally published on Sat October 12, 2013 10:42 am

All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.

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Fri October 11, 2013

Prediction

Originally published on Sat October 12, 2013 10:42 am

Transcript

PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now, panel, what will be the new Nobel Prize awarded for? Brian Babylon.

BRIAN BABYLON: It's going to be a super duper peace prize given to each American for putting up with Congress' crap.

(LAUGHTER)

(APPLAUSE)

SAGAL: Jessi Klein.

JESSI KLEIN, COMEDIAN: There will be a Nobel Prize for twerking.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: And Luke Burbank.

LUKE BURBANK: The Nobel Prize for open letter to Miley Cyrus.

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Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
6:18 pm
Fri October 11, 2013

Not My Job: A Quiz About Lawyers For Breaking Bad's Bob Odenkirk

Originally published on Sat October 12, 2013 10:42 am

If you're a comedy person, you know Bob Odenkirk from the cult classic sketch series Mr. Show. If you're a drama person, or a meth person, you know him as the shyster lawyer Saul Goodman on Breaking Bad. Now he has a new show on the IFC called The Birthday Boys.

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It's All Politics
5:57 pm
Fri October 11, 2013

Worst Since Nixon? Report Slams White House Leak Policy

President Obama arrives to make a statement to the press at the White House.
Charles Dharapak AP

The most open and transparent administration in history? That's not how some veteran members of the press see it.

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The Salt
5:38 pm
Fri October 11, 2013

Shutdown Leaves Some Seniors Worried About Their Next Meal

Seniors around the country depend on weekly deliveries of nutritionally balanced food from the USDA's supplemental nutrition program.
tmarvin iStockPhoto.com

Originally published on Fri October 11, 2013 6:27 pm

You've no doubt heard of Senior Meals on Wheels preparing hot meals delivered to the elderly. But there's a different meal program that's been put on hold because of the partial government shutdown. It's the USDA's Commodity Supplemental Food Program.

In Michigan's western Kent County alone, more than 1,300 low-income seniors depend on the program. For them, it's a nutrition lifeline: They can't just go to a food pantry for similar assistance.

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