Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
11:00 am
Sat December 31, 2011

Prediction

Transcript

PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now panel, what disorder will we discover next? Mr. Tom Bodett?

TOM BODETT: In a not altogether terrible development, we will see the onset of affable bowel syndrome.

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SAGAL: Kyrie O'Connor?

KYRIE O'CONNOR: Twitter compulsive disorder, the need to obsessively count the number of characters in everything you say and stop when you get to...

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SAGAL: And Peter Grosz?

PETER GROSZ: People will be stricken with Lunchausen Syndrome, in which they pretend to be hungry for lunch in order to get attention.

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CARL KASELL, HOST:

Well, if any of those get diagnosed, panel, we'll ask you about it on WAIT WAIT...DON'T TELL ME.

SAGAL: Thank you, Carl Kasell. Thanks also to Tom Bodett, Kyrie O'Connor and Peter Grosz.

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SAGAL: Thanks to Rick Lewis and everyone at WLRM Miami. Thanks to our fabulous audience here at the beautiful Adrienne Arsht Center in Miami, Florida. Thanks to all of you for listening. I'm Peter Sagal. We will see you again next week.

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