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Our panelists answer questions about the week's news: A Napoleon Complex. (3) Bluff The Listener — Our panelists tell three stories about ways in which plants are like humans.

More questions for the panel: Rick Perry Sings the Hits; Who's Playing Hedgefundville?; No Mr. Bond, I Expect You to Burp.

All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.

Our panelists answer questions about the week's news: Romney's lift gets a lift. (3) Bluff The Listener — Our panelists tell us three stories of lives ruined by Justin Bieber, only one of which is true.

More questions for the panel: Good News For the Jolly Green Giant, What's In An Unappetizing Name and Somebody Needs A Drink.

Carl reads three quotes from the weeks news: A Supreme Debate, To Russia With Love and The Deep Blue Sea.

Our panelists will predict what James Cameron found at the bottom of the ocean.

Carl reads three news-related limericks: A Teeny-Weeny Change At The Olympics, Carne From Above and Blue Ivy Syndrome.

Carl reads three news-related limericks: The New Ishtar, Spongy No More and A Quick and Painful Way to Get a Free Meal.

All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.